How to make your own De-motivational Picture

You've seen these right. (or pictures like them)
Here is a way to make your own De-motivational Picture

1. Choose the size. (I did 5.12 in. by 4.06 in.)
2. Make it black
3. Place the picture
4. Put the title in 28 point font (preferably Times New Roman (as seen in "Emo Hitler"))
5. Put the description in 9 point font (preferably Arial (as seen in "Emo Hitler"))