How to make your own De-motivational Picture

You've seen these right. (or pictures like them)
Here is a way to make your own De-motivational Picture

1. Choose the size. (I did 5.12 in. by 4.06 in.)
2. Make it black
3. Place the picture
4. Put the title in 28 point font (preferably Times New Roman (as seen in "Emo Hitler"))
5. Put the description in 9 point font (preferably Arial (as seen in "Emo Hitler"))
   

Person of Walmart of the Month: March 2010

If you are big and bald, the onesie should be avoided, because people will look at you and think you are a gigantic baby.

Don't worry, I am NOT speaking from experience!