How to make your own De-motivational Picture

You've seen these right. (or pictures like them)
Here is a way to make your own De-motivational Picture

1. Choose the size. (I did 5.12 in. by 4.06 in.)
2. Make it black
3. Place the picture
4. Put the title in 28 point font (preferably Times New Roman (as seen in "Emo Hitler"))
5. Put the description in 9 point font (preferably Arial (as seen in "Emo Hitler"))
   

Person of Walmart of the Month: March 2010

If you are big and bald, the onesie should be avoided, because people will look at you and think you are a gigantic baby.

Don't worry, I am NOT speaking from experience!

Person of Walmart of the Month: February 2010

Yes, it's a woman bending over with money next to her shaved on this guy's head.

I'm not quite sure, is he advertising a car wash, or prostitution.

3 Video Game Covers (Vote for your favorite in the Poll on the Side)

I Know It's Been A While

The Funny Sign of the Day and Person of Walmart of the Day features are officially replaced with a monthly alternative starting in February.

Starting on January 18 (today), I will start a new feature, Funny Custom License Plate of the Week. All pictures from this feature are taken from http://www.coolpl8z.com/

Funny Custom License Plate of the Week

What is really funny about this plate?

First of all, it says "Satan".

But the state makes it funnier.

It's in Michigan, and in Michigan there is a town called "Hell".

Unrelated Video of Giant Babies in the Sims 2

Ugly Car Coming Through

It's called the SsangYong Rodius, and it looks like SsangYong tried to turn a Prius into an older Scion xB.

This brings a new meaning to "car sick". You get sick looking at it, instead of reading inside of it.

Person of Walmart for October 30, 2009

I am lucky I saved this, because the next day it was removed from peopleofwalmart.com

Funny Sign for October 30, 2009

Sorry for the wait, but I've been forgetting to logging in.




"Hey, you missed the Sotp sign!!!!"
"It did not say 'Stop', so I did not stop."

Link to My New Blog!

Funny Band Name of the Day, Week, Month!

Funny Sign of October 15, 2009

Where do cows fall off cliffs? I don't know.
If I knew where cows fall off cliffs, would I go to catch them with meat cleavers? Yes
Why? More beef

Funny Sign for October 14, 2009

If this was part of a track, NASCAR would be waaaaaaaaaaay more exciting.



















Due to a need to download more pictures from peopleofwalmart.com, the Person of Walmart series is postponed indefinitely

Person of Walmart for October 13, 2009

This man is largest Trojan in history.

Funny Sign for October 13, 2009

The guy is holding a purse to match his wife/teenage daughter.

Person of Walmart for October 12, 2009

"Create your own caption. I’m in the middle of pouring bleach into my eyes."- Caption on peopleofwalmart.com

Funny Sign for October 12, 2009

This is a custom license plate in Virginia.
It would be funnier in Colorado.

Person of Walmart for October 11, 2009

people of walmart called this picture "Italian Sausage" and you see why.

Funny Sign for October 11, 2009

Excuse me, make sure when you make a billboard for a candidate, make sure it's your candidate that you have a picture of.

I prefer this...

Person of Walmart for October 10, 2009

Half Sinead O'Connor, Half Mullet.
She is buying cards, she should buy us sympathy cards for looking at that.