Person of Walmart for October 30, 2009

I am lucky I saved this, because the next day it was removed from peopleofwalmart.com

Funny Sign for October 30, 2009

Sorry for the wait, but I've been forgetting to logging in.




"Hey, you missed the Sotp sign!!!!"
"It did not say 'Stop', so I did not stop."

Link to My New Blog!

Funny Band Name of the Day, Week, Month!

Funny Sign of October 15, 2009

Where do cows fall off cliffs? I don't know.
If I knew where cows fall off cliffs, would I go to catch them with meat cleavers? Yes
Why? More beef

Funny Sign for October 14, 2009

If this was part of a track, NASCAR would be waaaaaaaaaaay more exciting.



















Due to a need to download more pictures from peopleofwalmart.com, the Person of Walmart series is postponed indefinitely

Person of Walmart for October 13, 2009

This man is largest Trojan in history.

Funny Sign for October 13, 2009

The guy is holding a purse to match his wife/teenage daughter.

Person of Walmart for October 12, 2009

"Create your own caption. I’m in the middle of pouring bleach into my eyes."- Caption on peopleofwalmart.com

Funny Sign for October 12, 2009

This is a custom license plate in Virginia.
It would be funnier in Colorado.

Person of Walmart for October 11, 2009

people of walmart called this picture "Italian Sausage" and you see why.

Funny Sign for October 11, 2009

Excuse me, make sure when you make a billboard for a candidate, make sure it's your candidate that you have a picture of.

I prefer this...

Person of Walmart for October 10, 2009

Half Sinead O'Connor, Half Mullet.
She is buying cards, she should buy us sympathy cards for looking at that.

Top 5 things I hate on YouTube (countdown)

5. A video of Kobe Bryant highlights that the person said were bloopers.
4. A video by someone called "Michael Jordan Sucks". I know who it is!
3. Good videos with less than 500 views but they have been on YouTube for at least a year.
2. Getting "Rick Rolled", which is someone puts a video of the video for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", under a different name, and a different preview picture.
1. People who think "Rick Rolling" is funny.

The idea came after get constantly "Rick Rolled".

Funny Sign for October 10, 2009

Love it! Embrace it! About as funny as it gets!

Funny Sign for October 9, 2009

Hahahahahaha

Person of Walmart for October 9, 2009

Not just the kid is on a leash, but he is on his hands and knees to act even more like a dog.
That mother should not have another kid.
Kids are not dogs and dogs are not kids.
That kid will be in therapy soon.

Person of Walmart for October 8, 2009

Well, at least she is an orgasm donor.

Comedy Opinion Poll: Voting Closed

Funny Sign for October 8, 2009

Who fishes in the toilet anyway.

Smoke and a Pancake

Links!!! As seen in my other posts (or in some cases not)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBKLjgZOMCg (The announcer)
www.avclub.com/articles/the-worst-band-names-of-07,2106/
www.avclub.com/articles/the-worst-band-names-of-06-the-final-list,15622/
www.avclub.com/articles/2008-the-year-in-band-names,16747/
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
People of Walmart
The Cover from the October events post (information about the entire game from wikipedia)
ABC's Best Show (in my opinion) (Wipeout)
Where's the pole (one of the best moments in Wipeout history)
Best episode in Wipeout history


"Gillian Gipe, Gianna Gipe, Adam Lohnes and Scotty Granger are the top 4 and advance to the final round – the Wipeout Zone. John Henson and John Anderson introduce the four stages of the Wipeout Zone – the Aqua Launch, the Raging Rapids, the Crazy Sweeper and finally the Wedge Turntables. Adam Lohnes is up first and blazes through the beginning of the course. He struggles with the Wedge Turntables and completes the course in 15m18s, setting the time to beat for the remaining 3 contestants. Gianna Gipe takes to the course next and after having a lot of difficulty with the Raging Rapids, she quits. Scotty Granger is next and blazes through the course, finishing in 5m55s. Adam Lohnes is eliminated. Last up is Gillian Gipe. She makes it to the final obstacle but runs out of time. Gillian is eliminated and Scotty Granger wins the $50,000 prize."


I wanted Granger to win (mainly because his brother is Indiana Pacer Danny Granger)

Messed Up Band Names from the A.V. Club's 2006 list of the worst band names

Morningwood (I keep thinking of the Family Guy episode when Chris was in the boarding school, because the school was called "Morningwood Academy")
Rigor Phallus
MC Vagina
Fahrenheit 420
Sik Fuk
Guns N'Rosa Parks
Tom Cruise Control
Forth Yeer Freshman
X-Rated Porno Machine
Fecal Corpse

Messed Up Band Names from the A.V. Club's 2007 list of the worst band names

The Color Fred
Butt Stomach
Electric Vagina
Gay Baby
Raperies (Like Draperies)
Neil Diamond Phillips (I prefer Neil DIEmond)
420 Funk Mob
Earth Dies Screaming
General Patton & His Privates
Special Ed & the Shortbus
Ringo Deathstarr
The Giggle Club
Killgasm
Bi Furious
White Pee
Scotty Don't
Psychedelic Horseshit
My! Gay! Husband!
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You

Messed Up Band Names from the A.V. Club's 2008 list of the worst band names

Divine Heresy
Waking the Cadaver
Cemetery Rapist
Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage
Rosetta Stoned
Diarrhea Till You Die
Sexcrement
Iwrestledabearonce
Sega Genocide
Weird Al Qaeda
Piss Pissedofferson
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
Flock of Steven Seagals
E=MC Hammer
Obstacle Corpse
Bipolar Bear

Funny announcer in 2004 NBA Finals Game. I think the announcer is French.

Funny Sign for October 7, 2009

Is that awesome or what?
But then again, I probably won't eat at a restaurant that has a name that implies that the chefs either had sex on the food, or had sex with the food.

Person of Walmart for October 7, 2009

The Walmart version of No Shirt No Shoes No Service


A guy taking advantage of that sign.
All the pictures in the series with the People of Walmart logo on the bottom are straight from peopleofwalmart.com

October is BIG for me! A picture tour of how big October is for me!

I'm going to be looking at peopleofwalmart.com a lot. Here is an example of what you would find there.
He is making a sex reference.Sinead O'Connor got hair extensions, but only in the back.
I can see your privates
Git-R-Done
This is a good title for a new song, a parody of Korn's "Freak on a Leash", the new song is "Kid on a Leash".

The eighth installment of the Ratchet and Clank series comes out, which I have been waiting for since July when there was a story about it in Game Informer. That is a pretty cool cover, you have to admit.




Check out chucknorrisfacts.com for some hilarious things about Chuck Norris.

Funny Sign for October 6, 2009

This is truly extreme. That's what makes it funny. I want to know where this help desk is so I can avoid it at all costs.